480 rubber bands

Since my dental appointment on Monday, I realise, to my surprise:

Since I need to change the rubber bands on my braces 4 times a day:

Each time I use 4 rubber bands
Each day I use 16 rubber bands
Each Month I use up 480 rubber bands!!!

If only I have 480 rubber bands to shoot this irritating, whining twerp in office every month.
Just think what this would contribute in improving my job satisfaction!