Ramblings of a Ding Dong Syndrome Victim

Caffine and Cacao is rather a lethal mixture. To me at least.

Perhaps this explains why, I feel that Mocha is more effective than Expresso in perking up my zombified brain.

I would like to think that perhaps I’m an alien, from the planet of Chocofee. Where all things are made of chocolate and coffee and all inhabitants need chocolate and coffee to as a daily supplement. An overdose would actually render them hyperactive… and show symptoms of the Ding Dong Syndrome (DDS for short).

DDS syndrome, though not life-threatening, might actually have a negative impact on the people surrounding them. Symptoms include constant chattering (aka. Talk non-stop), hyper active behavious (eg, doesn’t walk but skips along, animated conversation etc). Severe cases (SDDS – Super Ding Dong Syndrome) would have what is commonly called The Noisy Brain (TNB). (instances where the brain feels like it’s a separate entity from the person.. and it cant seem to shut up. A very good conversational target though… but after awhile… the only thing you’ll say is “Shh.. shut up.. I mean it.. SHUT UP!”)

Today, TNB thought out loud. To me at least. I really need to give her a name. This whacky bimbo of mine. Some of things she say, I actually find funny. I'm getting hopeless. Mostly a bunch of rubbishly random mutterings. Mostly triggered by what happened around me.. but a wandered-too-far version.

For example:

- A guy said he has the memory of a goldfish. Goldfish only remembers things for 5 seconds. I heard men think of sex every 5 seconds too… so… er.. does it mean .. his brain works like – every 5 seconds it goes “sex... oh did I think of sex? Dun think so.. sex… I think I have not thought abt sex yet… sex.. I cant remember the last time .. sex..”

- How many rubber duckies does it take to fill up an average bath tub? Can we measure volume by per unit duckie? Like, my water bottle is 1.5 unit duckie (UD)

- New neurological treatment – Brainwave tuning. Therefore, if I tune my brain.. What happens if I accidently tuned it to say.. Class 95.0 FM? Will I hear ‘voices’ in my head? It might be good actually. I don’t have to buy that MP3 player I’ve been eyeing. Money saving!

- Or does this work with WIFI?

- If I tune my brain, would it be possible to gain telepathic skills? I might get superwoman abilities!

- What if you end up with permanent static? *shock*

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Oh OH!

of all the utter rubbish I’ve churned out so far, I’m proud to announce… I found a perfect food combo for me to counter stress!

TADAAAA~

Chewy Bagel & Hot Chocolate

Heavenly!
Come to think of it.. So is hot waffles and cold Meiji Milk.
*drool*